BREAKING NEWS--THE TAPEWORM!
Who: Zina Caoimhe "Bel Bambini" Christian
What: had stomach surgery.
When: Monday
Where: Washington Hospital Center
How: She stopped by Grand China Carry Out *located in the Takoma area of Washington, DC* to pick up a black and mild (stressed) and some orange chicken hold the vegetables and mysteriously got a worm in her stomach. She was vomiting, had back pain, cotton-mouth, and burning pee *bahhhaa to that one*.
So..she went to the emergency room was there for about 5 hours finally saw the doctor and they told her what was up..
We finally got a quick question out of the furious Zina and we asked her:
How do you feel?
"SIMPLY HORRIBLE CARRY-OUTS OF D.C.
I DEMAND A REFUND. I just went up in dere for some food
or whatever and they was fakin puttin' herbal shit in my shit and thats what
happened. I hate that shit. I missed my date with my boo-boo and my damn
god daughter had to stay with my ex bf Chris. What a life I live..yo..but uhh enough!"
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